and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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