He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Umm I'm too high to move.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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