yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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