Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
how does that bad decision feel?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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