Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he was CRYING into my vagina
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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