Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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