I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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