And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Damn victory sex feels great
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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