ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed