Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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