is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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