I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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