? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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