normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.