The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful