So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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