I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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