Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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