normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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