I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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