she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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