Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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