what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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