I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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