Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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