with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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