We named our party play list daddy issues
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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