Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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