Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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