Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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