I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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