well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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