HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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