hell yes lets make some ravioli
I looked at my own cervix.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She's the barista slut.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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