I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i out mim tonsoeep
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