soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My pussy is not your playground.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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