Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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