: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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