I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated