I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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