Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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