Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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