i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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