All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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