I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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