It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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