porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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