College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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