I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
did you just send me my own nude
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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