Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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