So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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