Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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