told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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