she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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