Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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