I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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