Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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