Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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