Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
whose parrot is this?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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